Miles to the Hornets?

A hoopsworld writer, who seems to imply that he is a Hornets fan, suggests that NOOKie should offer Portland Desmond Mason, Arvydas Macijauskas, and an unspecified first round pick for Darius Miles. Where do we sign up?

Darius is obviously talented, but would NOOK really want his contract and his attitude with that talent? They actually wouldn't be giving up much. Mason is talented but not that great, and his contract is expiring (the best part for Portland). Arvydas Macije-chacha is some undrafted scrub who inexplicably has a $2.5mil/yr contract with two more years on it. The pick would probably be too much to ask for, but even without we would be trading our disgruntled and overpaid SF for another SF who is nearly guaranteed to play hard, since he is playing for his next contract.

I don't think it's realistic, but it's nice to know at least someone in the world thinks Miles actually has value.